What: Star wars the republic of whatsherfuck. SWTOR. ShitWTOR sounds better.
When: Right fucking now in the open fucking beta.
Why?:
First impressions.
- Terrabad Graphics. Looks like its created in a Cert II multimedia classroom using Maya and then they wrapped it in plastic.
- Starting zone. Stuck in the middle of fuck knows where and where the fuck do I go from here and surrounded by fucking NPCs that do fuck fucking all. Thats your starting zone.
- UI. Ugly. Fucking Ugly. Your chat is up the top and your actionbar is down below. You cant do what every other MMO does and puts the chat next to the button bar so you can chat while you fucking attack. YOU WASTED FUCKING FIVE SECONDS OF ME DRAGGING THE CHAT BOX TO POINT A TO FUCKING B.Hipster fucking games.
Actually Playing the game.
- QUESTS? WHAT QUESTS? I entered the game expecting something. I walked around for fucking minutes trying to find where the fuck im meant to go. FOUND QUEST and then im stuck in talk for 5mins…
- VOICE ACTING. HOLY FUCK. At this point I wanted to fucking skip. Could I skip? NO I HAD TO ENDURE SOME FUCK TALK ABOUT SHIT WHEN ALL HE COULD SAY IS. DO THIS AND THAT. HOLY FUCK IS IT SO HARD TO TALK FUCKING ENGLISH?…
- AFKing the Voice Acting. COULD I? Could I fucking fuck. THE FUCKING CRAFTY BASTARDS OF FUCKING BIOWARE MAKES YOU DECIDE ON WHAT YOU WANT TO TALK LIKE TO THE FUCKING BABBLING SHIT GIVING A QUEST. Ofc I fucking spammed click till I got out.
- Doing the quest. AFTER FIGURING OUT THE HORRIBLE UI. It took a solid 5mins to figure out what goes fucking where and what the fuck it was asking me. AND THEN IT SAYS BLOW THIS THING UP. Shure I will. THEN IT GIVES YOU NO EXPLOSIVES… this point im mega lost…
- Some clicky thing called the explosive. FOUND THE EXPLOSIVE! LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING NICE COMPUTER. But you know… its a fucking EXPLOSIVE. Sense? Fucking none. ALSO everyone… The whole 500people swirling around it also wondering wtf to do is trying to find some explosive. I got lucky… AFTER LIKE 2MINS OF FUCKING SWIRLING THE BASTARD.
- Follow Up Quests. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FOLLOW UP QUEST? FIRST QUEST I COMPLETE I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FUCK TO GO NEXT.
- Suicides. SO I GET PISSED OFF AFTER THAT SHITTY QUEST AND DECIDE TO JUMP OFF A FUCKING CLIFF. But you know what? I get spawned somewhere in the middle of whothefuckgivesapisstown and now theres a FUCKING CLIFF IN YOUR FUCKING WAY OF GETTING BACK TO WHERE YOU WAS. Fuck.
- Dying and being spawned in High levels. Spawned in lvl5s… thought was bad… turned out everything in this game dies with a few keystrokes which reminds me…
- AUTO ATTACK. Lawl joek we aint got it. You know like WoW has that dance studio. We have that Auto Attack. Fucking gone and I Fucking hate this game. BUT THIS AINT CONVINCED YOU HOW SHIT THIS HOLY TURD BURGER IS.
- SO I DIE AGAIN. I die because I try to take on some whoretits campsite and died. NOW IM BACK TO PISSTOWN. Realise that the red sand that looked like red sand is actually a poorly crafted outpost. WHO WOULD OF FUCKING KNOWN? … I didnt. Transfuckingformers.
- Scenery. LOOKS AMAZING. lol fucking joke. I saw like 2d scaffolding looking like if was going to fold up if a fucking person got on it. I GOT ON IT. Know what was on top? A small fucking robot selling me flying boat rides.
- The Flying Boat that looks as clunky as the fucking mystery machine. It was shit long fucking ride of shit. Good scenery. No it looked like a fucking hell hole of red.
- THE FUCKING END.
well thats just good to get out all that anger on a game that is… and looks… and is complete shit.
Scrolls looks like it could be a good game! …so did swtor 3years ago…
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